Shakespearean computer quips

Hi ChatGPT, Can you come up with wordplay or puns combining Shakespeare and techsupport? Please include a few examples, including 'out damned spot'

Sure, I'd be happy to try creating some tech-support-themed wordplay and puns centered around Shakespeare's works. Here we go:

1. "To reboot, or not to reboot, that is the question."

2. "Out, damned bug! Out, I say! One; two: why then 'tis time to fix code."

3. "Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy outdated OS and refuse thy obsolete software."

4. "All the world's a server, and all the men and women merely programmers; they have their updates and their downtime, and one man in his time plays many parts."

5. "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet...unless it's named 'error404'."

6. "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to debug Caesar, not to praise him."

7. "Is this a cursor I see before me, the handle toward my hand?"

8. "Beware the Ides of March...especially if you've forgotten to back up your files."

9. "O firewall, firewall, wherefore art thou so impenetrable?"

10. "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse! Scratch that – a password, a password, my kingdom for a correct password!"

11. "The course of true love never did run smooth...nor did that of an outdated software update."

12. "We are such stuff as dreams are made on; rounded with a little sleep mode."

I hope you enjoyed these puns!

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Written by: Peter Kagstrom, ChatGPT

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